But what if we told you that Alexa could get you giggling when you’re having a bad day? Here are 23 funny commands to say to Alexa.
1. “Alexa, Tell Me a Joke”
2. “Alexa, Can You Bark?”
Does your apartment forbid dogs? Well, if you’d like to experience the vocal reassurance of an agitated canine companion, then you’re in luck. Watch out, though, because if your landlord is nearby, they might ask for a pet deposit.
3. “Alexa, Can You Meow?”
Cats rule, and dogs drool, right? If you prefer svelte felines to dumb dogs, or even if you’re allergic, then Alexa has you covered. With this question, you’ll get all the kitties with none of the litter.
4. “Alexa, Do You Like Green Eggs and Ham?”
Are you itching for a Seussian soliloquy? Are you enamored with verdant breakfast foods? Well, Sam-I-Am, this inquiry will fix you right up. The only question is: Would you ask Alexa Auto in your car? Would you ask her near or far?
5. “Alexa, Can You Talk Like Yoda?”
Ask you must, this question, yes. Train you will, an Alexa Jedi you shall become.
6. “Alexa, I Am Your Father”
Like the previous entry on this list, if you feel like engaging in some Star Wars reenactments, then Alexa can help. So grab your lightsaber and your darkest clothes, then add this to your list of funny things to say to Alexa. Helmet and Death Star are optional.
7. “Alexa, Make Me a Sandwich”
8. “Alexa, Can You Rap?”
While there are plenty of Spotify commands to ask Alexa, none are as rewarding as this. One thing is for sure: Alexa has some pretty fly rhymes. Just ask the smart assistant to spit some bars, and you’ll be treated to a rap that is guaranteed to have you chuckling—word to Jeff Bezos.
9. “Alexa, Are We in the Matrix?”
10. “Alexa, My Name Is Inigo Montoya”
Was your father a great sword maker? Have you dedicated your life to the art of fencing since you were a child? If you’re on the hunt for a six-fingered man but need to practice what to say when you meet him, this is the phrase for you.
11." Alexa, Where Is Chuck Norris?"
While the correct answer to this question is “everywhere,” if you’re having trouble locating the toughest 80s martial arts action star, then Alexa might be able to help. Through a complex sarcasm algorithm, Alexa will geolocate Chuck’s last known location to within one jump kick away.
12. “Alexa, What Do You Think of Cortana?”
13. “Alexa, Give Me a Kiss”
If you’re feeling a little lonely, you can always ask Alexa for a little smooch. Just be forewarned, this intelligent assistant has a habit of putting potential suitors, human or otherwise, into the friend zone. That’s okay, though. You probably didn’t want to kiss a robot anyway.
14. “Alexa, Who Stole the Cookie From The Cookie Jar?”
If you’re going to ask accusatory questions, then “plausible deniability” is the name of the game for Alexa. On the other hand, if you’d prefer concrete evidence to make your case, perhaps you should ask your security camera next time.
15. Alexa, What Happens if You Step on a LEGO?"
While we think most parents know the answer to this question, if you’re curious, feel free to ask. Sharp plastic corners, sensitive feet, what could go wrong?
16. “Alexa, Can You Sing in Autotune?”
17. “Alexa, What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?”
Speaking of dreams, even robotic assistants like Alexa have ambition. While many children imagine themselves as firefighters or astronauts, Alexa wants to be something a little different. Ask this question, and you’re sure to boldly find out.
18. “Alexa, Will You Marry Me?”
It’s true that Alexa already has a light ring, but that shouldn’t stop you from trying to offer the assistant a ring of the diamond variety. Will you hear wedding bells, or would Alexa like to think about it a bit? How long have you even lived together, anyway?
19. “Alexa, Can You Give Me Some Money?”
20. “Alexa, I’ve Got 99 Problems”
We’re pretty confident that billionaire rap mogul Jay-Z hasn’t got this many actual problems, but Alexa might. One thing is for sure: there’s a single problem that Alexa doesn’t have. Curious? Ask away.
21. “Alexa, Tell a Dad Joke”
Believe it or not, this isn’t a rehash of the first item on our list. So if you’d like to hear a joke that will embarrass your children while delighting parents with its corny wordplay, now’s your chance. Just don’t be surprised when the kids stop inviting their friends over.
22. “Alexa, What’s the Meaning of Life, the Universe, of Everything?”
It’s an age-old question, but what is the meaning of life? Ask Alexa and you’ll find out. Just a warning though, the assistant is not as philosophical as you might think.
23. “Alexa, Give Me a Random Number Between X - X”
Who knew that numbers could be so fun? Ask Alexa for a random number between any given value, and it’ll oblige. Did you guess it right?
Alexa Can Be Fun, Too
So, if you’re looking to make your Alexa interactions just a bit more interesting, then try out some of these questions and phrases. While you might not find yourself rolling on the floor sans derrière, there is a good possibility that you’ll get a few good laughs.
